There’s a woman who has a lover and she meets him while her spouse is at work. Her son is nine years old, and this boy hides in the closet of her bedroom to see what they’re doing. And the spouse comes back to home.
As he doesn’t know her son in the closet, the woman hides her lover there. And then, a conversation starts between the boy and his mother’s lover.
The boy: It is so dark in this closet.
The lover: Yeah.
The boy: I’ve got a baseball.
The lover: Well, that is cool.
The boy: Do you want me to sell it to you?
The lover: No, but thank you.
The boy: My father is outside.
The lover: All right, how much do you want for the baseball?
The boy: 250 dollars.
The lover and the boy are again hiding in the closet after several weeks, and they talk to each other.
The boy: It is so dark in this closet.
The lover: Yeah.
The boy: I’ve got a glove for baseball.
Then the man remembering the previous time and asks about the price.
The boy: 750 dollars.
The lover: Okay.
One day, dad asks his son to play baseball outside. The boy informs him that he has sold the glove and the baseball.
The dad: How much did you get?
The boy: Well, 1000 dollars.
The dad: Oh, that is not good! You cannot charge your friends like that. It is a lot of money for those two things. You need to go to the church and confess. I’m taking you there.
The boy enters the confession booth when they reach to the church, and the boy says “Oh, it is so dark here.”
And, then the wonderful thing happen, surprisingly, the priest says “Do not start with that sh*t again.”