An older lady stopped for speeding by an officer
Older Woman: Officer, Is there a problem?
Officer: You were speeding Ma’am.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license, please?
Older Woman: I’d like to give it to you if I have one.
Officer: what, don’t have one?
Older Woman: 4 years ago I’ve lost it for drunk driving.
Officer: I see….then show me your vehicle registration papers, please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not.
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: If you want to see there are his body parts in plastic bags in the trunk.
The Officer was shocked and slowly went back his car and calls for back up. 5 police cars circle the car within minutes. Clasping his half drawn gun, a senior officer slowly approaches the car.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: I got to know that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, but there were nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman hands a clutch purse to the officer and he examines the license and looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you, ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Moral: Don’t mess with little old ladies!
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