Police Officer Learns The Hard Way NOT To Mess With Senior Citizens

An older lady stopped for speeding by an officer



Older Woman: Officer, Is there a problem?

Officer: You were speeding Ma’am.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license, please?

Older Woman: I’d like to give it to you if I have one.

Officer: what, don’t have one?

Older Woman: 4 years ago I’ve lost it for drunk driving.

Officer: I see….then show me your vehicle registration papers, please.

Older Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not.

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: If you want to see there are his body parts in plastic bags in the trunk.

The Officer was shocked and slowly went back his car and calls for back up. 5 police cars circle the car within minutes. Clasping his half drawn gun, a senior officer slowly approaches the car.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle, please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: I got to know that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, but there were nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman hands a clutch purse to the officer and he examines the license and looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you, ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Moral: Don’t mess with little old ladies! 

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