The little boy was doing his homework at home, he is Billy. He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine.”
Suddenly his mother comes in and here’s what he is saying.
“Billy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?”
“I’m doing my math homework, Mom,” said little Billy.
“And is that what your teacher taught you?” the mother replied,
He replied, “Yes.”
On the next day, mother went to the school to question about the education receives from his teacher.
“I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?” The mother said to his math teacher.
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition problems.”
“And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?” Billy’s mother asked.
“Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.” the teacher couldn’t stop laughing and she replied.