One day, a five-year-old boy visited his grandmother.
The grandma was dusting and the boy is playing with his toys in her bedroom and he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend, I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”
Later on, she turned the TV on and the reception was so terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus, started hitting the backside of the TV to fix the issue in the TV.
When the doorbell rings, the son ran and opened the door and there stood Grandma’s minister. He said, “Hello son, is your grandma home?”
The son replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.
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